Adventures in Retail

So far I’ve learned that…

Standing for five hours is not foot-friendly.

Sensor removal machines are evil. And temperamental.

Always read the tags before you scan them.

People need to learn to put the shit back where they got it from.

People really do buy more if you say “Hello” to them when you see them.

No one wants a friggin’ store department card. Shit, I wouldn’t get one, so I can’t really blame them. The interest is too high, it’s another credit card, and 15% off on your first two days is not terribly enticing when there’s a sale coming up.

Clearance racks are the devil. And no, that shirt is full price. I know it was on the clearance rack, but it scans up full price. Someone must have left it there and not put it back where it belongs.

Ahhh…not working till next week’s sale. I’ll let you know if I survive.

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